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I am the Bumblebee is SMEXY Gummybear in the Bucket [link]
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MY NAME IS SUE HOW DO YOU DO
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"We're cops! Open up!" "...Why?" "Well, I'm Francis, that's Grandpa Bill and...there's zombies out here! Open the goddammed door!"
Biggest Ultra Magnus fanboy ever. TFA G1 RiD... I love them all.
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"Warriors of fate, you shall dance bravely,
Use your golden wings, and fly to the skies!
Heroes of steel, they do not have the word "retreat" in their minds.
Continue to command with your raging, burning souls!
To eternity! To eternity!"
Is knowing that no matter what you do in life, it will never be as good as this.
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(2k5) <0-Decepticon> Bonecrusher says, "Don't leave me here alone with this evil Sweep!"
Bonecrusher (crush) pages: I've seen your Sweep Sheba, btw. Now I know that Sweeps are more scary with twice as many pink claws.
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Giant Robots OWN You.
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